Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
So. Much. Porn.
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