Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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