ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
The air was thick with penises
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Randomize
