Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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