a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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