he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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