Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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