where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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