remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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