sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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