what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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