She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
