People in love make me want to vomit
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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