At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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