8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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