Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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