Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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