Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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