In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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