STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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