Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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