I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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