I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
why is half of my head shaved?
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