so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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