It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you win again, gameday.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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