wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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