What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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