You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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