her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Randomize
