absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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