if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hippo gnu deer
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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