but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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