i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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