Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i barfeds in our rink
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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