Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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