no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Randomize
