the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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