its not stalking. its research.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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