I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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