y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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