Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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