All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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