Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
