My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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