Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This is the high leading the old right now
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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