Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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