Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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