Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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