Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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