youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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