CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
